Yeah I have a knack for it, don't I? ;-) Indu
On Fri, Mar 27, 2009 at 3:29 AM, Nayan Mapani <[email protected]> wrote: > hehheh, good one Sameer! > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Sameer Chhatre <[email protected]> > *To:* Vani <[email protected]> > *Sent:* Friday, 27 March, 2009 4:59:42 AM > *Subject:* RE: Installing a Husband > > See, I told you earlier. You must move into Tech support role. > Sameer > ------------------------------ > Date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:16:41 -0400 > Subject: Installing a Husband > From: [email protected] > To: [email protected] > > Dear Tech Support, > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a > distinct slow down in overall system performance --particularly in the > flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend > 5.0 > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as > Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable > programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. > > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the > system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no > avail. > > What can I do? > > Signed, Desperate > > ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... > ... > > Dear Desperate: > > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while > Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. > > Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to > download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that > application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the > applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. > > But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. > > Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. > > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the > background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). > > > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are > unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory > and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying > additional software to improve memory and performance. > > We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. > * > Good Luck, Tech Support* > > > > > ------------------------------ > Add more friends to your messenger and enjoy! Invite them > now.<http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_messenger_6/*http://messenger.yahoo.com/invite/> > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
