hey that was great. enjoy some more!! : > > *Boss: Where were you born? > **Sardar : Punjab .** > **Boss : which part ?** > **Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab .** > > > **2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. ** > **Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.** > **Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.** > > > **Sardar : What is the name of your car ? ** > **Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".** > **Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi > petrol se start hoti hai.** > > > **Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why > are you removing a wheel from your auto.** > **sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.** > > > **Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He > gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass..** > > > **Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the > computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.** > **Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.** > > > **On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our > engagement day will you give me a ring.** > **Sardar : Ya for sure, from landline or mobile ? ** > > > **Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any > one before you die?** > **Patient : Yes. A good doctor.** > > > **How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?** > **Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....** > > **Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.** > **Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?** > **Santa: I'm falling in love.** > > > **Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.** > **Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.** > > > **A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein** > **Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.** > > > **At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my > hand, oh!** > **Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. > Is he crying?** > > > **Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got > irritated... . drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!** > > > **Banta: U cheated me.** > **Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.** > **Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India > Radio!** > > > **NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE :** > **In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?** > **Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....** > **Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.** > **Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...* > > > *Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?** > **Santa: Tipu's skeleton.** > **Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?** > **Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child* > > Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! > > Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? > Sardar: ZEBRA > Teacher: How? > Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White > > Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.. > Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? > > Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. > Manager: Do U know MS Office? > Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. > > Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay > ... Bombay " > Air hostess said: "B silent." > Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" > > Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?" > Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! > > Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? > Teacher: Me? No, why? > Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". > > Sir: What is the difference between Orange and Apple? > Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE > > > >
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