Heheh, good one!
________________________________ From: Subramanian Iyer - Poseidon Projects Inc. <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, 11 September, 2009 2:21:17 PM Subject: CAs Vs MBAs joke! 7 CAs and 7 MBAs are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------------ --------- --------- --------- 7 MBA's take only 1 Ticket and 7 CAs buy all 7 tickets... CAs are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 MBA's get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- - ------------ --------- --------- --------- NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) : ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ ------------ --------- --------- --------- CAs decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 CA's take 1 Ticket. MBA's don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives.... ALL CA's IN ONE TOILET. ALL MBA's IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One MBA gets out and knocks the door of CA's toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in MBA's Bathroom.... TC DRIVES out ALL the CA's from the toilet and they are heavily fined ------------ --------- --------- --------- ------ ------------ --------- --------- --------- SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) : ------------ --------- --------- --------- -- ------------ --------- --------- --------- SO now both the group r at LONAVALA station. CA's planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time CA's decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick. ALL CA's take 1 tickets...MBA' s BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.... All MBA's showed their tickets...... CA's are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... .... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- ------------ --------- --------- ----- ---- Conclusion: Fine impressive personality, good communication/ presentation skills can even outrun REAL BRAINS. Always keep smiling See the Web's breaking stories, chosen by people like you. Check out Yahoo! Buzz. http://in.buzz.yahoo.com/
