From: [email protected] Subject: FW: How to Identify Citizens of India Date: Wed, 2 Dec 2009 17:46:46 +0530 To: HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA: Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's MUMBAI ---------------------------------------- Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! ---------------------------------------- Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up. That's DELHI ---------------------------------------- Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. (Tea-Stall) That's AHMEDABAD ---------------------------------------- Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. That's BANGALORE ---------------------------------------- Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. (Mother Hen) Peace settles in... That's CHENNAI ---------------------------------------- Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in KOLKATA ---------------------------------------- Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting". That's KERALA ! ---------------------------------------- And the award goes to ...... Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in GOA !!!______________ -- http://windows.microsoft.com/shop Find the right PC for you. _________________________________________________________________ Windows 7: Unclutter your desktop. Learn more. http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-7/videos-tours.aspx?h=7sec&slideid=1&media=aero-shake-7second&listid=1&stop=1&ocid=PID24727::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WWL_WIN_7secdemo:122009
