From: [email protected] Subject: FW: Equations it's the best I have read in a LONG time Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:09:31 +0530 Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ** Equation 2 ** Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man - earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ** Equation 3 ** Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! ________________________________ New Windows 7: Find the right PC for you. Learn more. ________________________________ Try the new Yahoo! India Homepage. Click here. ________________________________ Keep up with people you care about with Yahoo! India Mail. Learn how. The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage. -- Regards sanjay gala New Windows 7: Find the right PC for you. Learn more. _________________________________________________________________ Your E-mail and More On-the-Go. Get Windows Live Hotmail Free. http://clk.atdmt.com/GBL/go/171222985/direct/01/
