I'm not complaining! Well worth the mistake!
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> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Jimmy D. Moore
> Sent: Monday, September 23, 2002 9:21 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Re: [VFB] JOKE FOR THE DAY
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> PLEASE EXCUSE. SENT TO VFB INADVERTENTLY - I AIN'T AWAKE YET! :-P
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> Jimmy D. Moore wrote:
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> > Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were
> talking over
> > a picnic lunch. Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the
> > strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to
> prove it. That
> > bothers me a lot."
> >
> > Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the
> fairest, but how
> > can I
> > be sure?"
> > Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"
> >
> > Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the
> > answer. Let's
> > pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."
> >
> > Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."
> >
> > Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy,
> I'm going
> > to find
> > out for certain that I'm the ugliest."
> >
> > The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules says, "I
> > talked to
> > God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."
> >
> > Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."
> >
> > Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says, "Who the
> > hell is
> > Janet Reno?
> >
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> --
> Jimmy D. Moore, "BIGTROUTMAN" I FISH BECAUSE I MUST!
> More importantly, I fish because my Dad taught me!
> Author,Outdoor Writer,TOWA, TF&G,VP-GRTU
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