"Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water."

Anonymous

P.S. I take issue with the four regarding bass fishermen. Is there such a thing as a hybrid chunker & winder / trout fisherman? I think I might be one! :-P

Have A Great Day,

JIMMY  D


******************************************************************* Jimmy D. Moore - Scout Exec. BSA (Ret.), TOWA, TF&G Contributor, GRTU Past VP. Past Pres. McGregor Rotary. Freelance Outdoor writer, humorist and half-assed Texan.

Author - "MOON HOLLER MISFITS Fishing & Hunting Club", � http://home.earthlink.net/~rayado/rayadoflyfishingflypatternstips/index.html

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"Being able to read trout streams is just as valuable to a fly fisherman as the 
ability to read a defense is to an NFL Quarterback."

Jimmy D. Moore - � [2004]
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