I must be the only person who does not deliberately ask Siri stupid questions.  
I sometimes get the “don’t wake me up” when I ask her to set an alarm but much 
as I like to hear what she says to you all, I don’t take the time to ask 
something I don’t need to know.  Apple an keep track of that I think but that 
isn’t my reason, I just don’t ever think of something I know will get me a 
funny answer.  A friend at work used to do that and we would laugh at the 
responses but personally I ask for what I need, and occasionally she does not 
understand and the response can be funny.  I live in the Phoenix area and last 
summer I asked her to give me directions to an address on Washington street.  
She came back with directions but, they were telling us how to get to 
Washington state from our location, and I tried three times with the same 
response.  Finally pulled up Seeing Eye and discovered we were only a block 
away from our destination.  

 

I certainly was not planning on going to Washington state that day.  

 

 

 

From: viphone@googlegroups.com [mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of 
Ezzie Bueno
Sent: Friday, November 21, 2014 11:43 AM
To: viphone@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

I just asked Siri whether she was married. Her response is that there is only 
one of Siri, but contains multitudes.

Sent from my iPhone


On Nov 21, 2014, at 10:38 AM, Haya Simkin & guide dog Pammy 
<hayasim...@gmail.com> wrote:

I once asked Siri if she believed in God. SHE said "Humans have Spiritualism. I 
have Siliconism." Thats my favorite!

Haya Simkin & guide dog Pammy

Sent from my iPhone


On Nov 21, 2014, at 01:23, Ron Pelletier <ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:

Hi,

 

Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much 
do you weigh 

 

Ron & Danvers

 

From: Richard Turner <mailto:rich...@turner42.com>  

Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM

To: viphone@googlegroups.com 

Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri

 

One answer to asking Siri, "how much do you weigh?"
First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that 
weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your 
pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question.
Richard

 

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it.

Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe

 

Sent from my iPhone 5S

 

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