I must be the only person who does not deliberately ask Siri stupid questions. I sometimes get the “don’t wake me up” when I ask her to set an alarm but much as I like to hear what she says to you all, I don’t take the time to ask something I don’t need to know. Apple an keep track of that I think but that isn’t my reason, I just don’t ever think of something I know will get me a funny answer. A friend at work used to do that and we would laugh at the responses but personally I ask for what I need, and occasionally she does not understand and the response can be funny. I live in the Phoenix area and last summer I asked her to give me directions to an address on Washington street. She came back with directions but, they were telling us how to get to Washington state from our location, and I tried three times with the same response. Finally pulled up Seeing Eye and discovered we were only a block away from our destination.
I certainly was not planning on going to Washington state that day. From: viphone@googlegroups.com [mailto:viphone@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Ezzie Bueno Sent: Friday, November 21, 2014 11:43 AM To: viphone@googlegroups.com Subject: Re: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri I just asked Siri whether she was married. Her response is that there is only one of Siri, but contains multitudes. Sent from my iPhone On Nov 21, 2014, at 10:38 AM, Haya Simkin & guide dog Pammy <hayasim...@gmail.com> wrote: I once asked Siri if she believed in God. SHE said "Humans have Spiritualism. I have Siliconism." Thats my favorite! Haya Simkin & guide dog Pammy Sent from my iPhone On Nov 21, 2014, at 01:23, Ron Pelletier <ron.pellet...@sympatico.ca> wrote: Hi, Mine said: “About as much as a pinch of fairy dust” to the question: How much do you weigh Ron & Danvers From: Richard Turner <mailto:rich...@turner42.com> Sent: Thursday, November 20, 2014 6:03 PM To: viphone@googlegroups.com Subject: another example of Apple programmers sense of humor with Siri One answer to asking Siri, "how much do you weigh?" First, weigh yourself holding your iPhone, then subtract your weight from that weight. Then write that number on a small piece of paper and tuck it under your pillow. Then… wait. Sorry. I forgot the question. Richard Reality is the leading cause of stress for those who are in touch with it. Jane Wagner, from In Search of Intelligent Life in the Universe Sent from my iPhone 5S -- The following information is important for all members of the viphone list. All new members to the this list are moderated by default. 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