Tips:

(1) Wear reading glasses to work.  Whenever someone with "purchasing authority"
walks by, squint and ask them to read a line off your monitor to you.
(2) Anonymously email messages to HR with subjects like "Eyestrain: The Fastest
Growing Workman's Comp Claim!"
(3) Loosen your monitor cable.  Make sure you can reach it with your foot (or
with a desktop system, use transparent fishing line wrapped around the cable as
a pull-cord).  Whenever your boss comes by, nudge it so it flickers off and on.
(4) (This really WORKED for me in a small company). After you are turned down on
a requisition for a new monitor, start the reading glasses routine.  Sneak your
own monitor from home in, and give your boss "wounded puppy" looks whenever he
walks by.(NOT recommended for suit-and-tie organizations - or *really* tight
ones, either; they might ask you to bring in your whole system so they can give
your current one to an intern).


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Sent: Tuesday, 2002-04-09 15:23
Subject: Wouldn't it be nice...


>       OK guys, only slightly off topic.  I keep my monitor at 1024 x 768.
> When I view a screen that is set to 800 x 600, no problem.  When I view a
> screen that is 1024 x 768 my screen becomes like a blivitt!  (That's 5
> pounds of fertilizer in a 2 pound bag.)  What I mean is that my screen is
> now containing a window of another screen, that after the top and bottom
> title bars and scroll bars are added, is essentially larger than my own
> screen.
>       Then I have to minimize the VNC session, access display properties,
> and set my monitor to 1152 x 864.  (Basically, the highest resolution I can
> focus my eyes on on this monitor.)  Wouldn't it be nice if my display would
> automatically resize when I opened that large session and automatically go
> back again when I ended it?
>       OK, fuzzy dream sequence is over.  Thanks for indulging me.
>
> PS  Of course, it would be even nicer if my company would by me a high
> quality 19 or 21 inch monitor that I could keep at a high resolution and
> still be able to read the words, but that's REALLY fantasizing!!  LOL!
>
>
> Have a Good Day,
>
> Michael L.
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