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David -----Original Message----- From: VoiceOps <voiceops-boun...@voiceops.org> On Behalf Of Alex Balashov Sent: Thursday, April 1, 2021 12:18 PM To: Brandon Svec <bs...@teamonesolutions.com> Cc: voiceops@voiceops.org Subject: Re: [VoiceOps] Phase III clinical trials of Kamailio DMQ Let me make sure I understand your question correctly: it is your belief or conjecture that this press release was automatically generated by a machine learning system? — Sent from mobile, with due apologies for brevity and errors. > On Apr 1, 2021, at 3:10 PM, Brandon Svec <bs...@teamonesolutions.com> wrote: > > GPT-3? Happy April Fools Day. > > Brandon > >> On Mar 31, 2021, at 9:47 PM, Alex Balashov <abalas...@evaristesys.com> wrote: >> >> For immediate release: >> >> GAINESVILLE, Florida (1 April 2021)--Evariste Systems, in partnership >> with Posner | Palner Pharmaceuticals, are pleased to announce the >> eagerly anticipated start of Phase III clinical trials of Kamailio >> DMQ module replication. >> >> In this stage of the investigation of the promising replication >> scheme, which was developed in record time, DMQ will be tested in a >> rigourous, double-blind, controlled CI/CD process for large-scale >> efficacy and continually monitored for safety in shorter and longer terms. >> >> The now-concluded second phase established basic safety and Phase 2b >> entailed a dose-finding study for the optimal number of batched >> `dmq_usrloc` contacts per kilogram of cloud computing resource. >> >> The main cohort of the main sequence of the Phase III trial will >> enroll 380 randomly selected, statistically representative Floridian >> SIP registrars and >> 5700 SIP dialogs, also in the state of Florida. When asked about the >> disparity in the number of registrars versus dialogs, Alex Balashov >> of Evariste said, "It is reflective of the small number of SIP >> registrars in Florida; not to be indelicate, but consider the median age of >> the population." >> >> As previously remarked upon in proceedings of the World SIP >> Organisation (WSO), the choice of Florida as a venue attracted some >> questions. We asked Fred Posner of Posner | Palner about the clinical >> background informing this choice of replication study cohort: >> >> "Florida is a good place to find eventual consistency failures; the >> open climate and reluctance to accept traditional data integrity >> science would have sealed the deal, but when people started to drink >> bleach here, I saw an opportunity." >> >> Evariste and Posner | Palner are aiming for a US Food & Drug >> Administration EUA (Emergency Use Authorisation) for DMQ replication >> as a prophylactic data redundancy and failover measure to ward off >> the development of moderate to severe viral Sonus Haemorrhagic Fever >> symptoms. >> >> Phase II studies have painted a promising a picture of the DMQ >> architecture's ability to reduce moderate to severe symptoms and >> associated 28-day mortality by more than 90%, albeit over a small >> sample size and in enterprise patients with known pre-existing >> comorbidities such as Session Border Controller and BroadSoft >> Multi-System Inflammatory Syndrome. Phase III trials seek to bolster >> quantums of broader efficacy, including efficacy for localised outbreaks of >> small to medium business softswitch. >> >> Of the control group, Balashov said, "They will receive a standard >> pipe-to-/dev/null placebo protocol, but with identical '200 OK' >> confirmation messages. We proudly developed this approach in early >> 2020 in consultation with the highest levels of the Trump >> presidential administration; it is called TENP, or 'The Emperor's New >> Potion.' It is a successor to that administration's previous approved >> placebo protocol, SHTI - Small Hands, Tremendous Initiatives." >> >> Despite speculative autism and packet fragmentation claims by Florida >> Governor Ron DeSantis, Balashov was quick to provide reassurance >> about side effects from DMQ in the Phase III trial. >> >> "The incidence of severe allergies to plain-text UDP was within >> standard deviation over the mean for all insecure replication, and >> there's support for other transports on the way. Anyway, we have a >> robust adverse effects reporting system in our issue tracker and >> solid surveillance. Don't let partisan politics dissuade you from allowing >> request lines with the KDMQ method." >> >> Other industry sources have reported that DMQ is not the only >> replication investigation undertaken by Evariste and Posner | Palner, >> although it is the only prophylactic suitable for the early infection >> development and inflammatory phases of a broad class of SBC-complex >> syndromes typically afflicting service providers. A recent IETF >> preprint by the same authors has shown high-quality preliminary data >> suggesting statistically significant improvement in morbidity >> outcomes from Perimeta and Nokia via a later-stage therapeutic intervention >> with a monoclonal, monorepo Github cocktail administered intravenously. >> >> >> -- >> Alex Balashov | Principal | Evariste Systems LLC >> >> Tel: +1-706-510-6800 / +1-800-250-5920 (toll-free) >> Web: http://www.evaristesys.com/, http://www.csrpswitch.com/ >> _______________________________________________ >> VoiceOps mailing list >> VoiceOps@voiceops.org >> https://puck.nether.net/mailman/listinfo/voiceops _______________________________________________ VoiceOps mailing list VoiceOps@voiceops.org https://puck.nether.net/mailman/listinfo/voiceops ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This message and any attachments are intended only for the use of the addressee and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. 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