A statement was recently posted in Vortex that conception is an example of the 
Second Law of Thermodynamics being reversed. This claim, however, does not take 
into consideration all the external energy, such as in the form of nutrients, 
expended to transform the tiny zygote into a full term birth.

This is not to take away from the fact that I still consider the overall 
process a miracle, as well as one of my favorite extracurricular activities. 
Wanna generate some entropy tonight, hon?

Wandering off topic here, I have always found it interesting that a huge 
percentage of conceptions are naturally aborted. These natural abortions are an 
Act of God. I don't have the actual figures but I believe the natural abortion 
rate is around 40 - 50 percent depending on the circumstances. I have always 
found it a little odd that those who never question the action of God will, 
never the less, quickly condemn the motivations of anyone with a less exalted 
status should they personally chose to execute the same action for which God 
personally performs on a regular basis.

Yes, Yes, I know. One must never question the Personal Actions of God. Or at 
least not too closely.

But then, perhaps it really isn't God's fault since all this activity is 
occurring within the reproductive system of a woman. Doesn't SOMEONE need to be 
held accountable for all these aborted lives? Perhaps it should be decreed that 
all zygotes that don't implant themselves in a woman's uterus should be 
considered wrongful deaths. Women carrying the offending uteruses should be 
charged with some form of negligent manslaughter. To enforce fairness and 
uniformity of the law all used tampons will be hens forth government issued, 
and immediately after use collected and processed for evidence of aborted 
clumps of embryonic tissue. The guilty parties will be penalized. Perhaps 
sentences of mandatory work performed at prison wages would be sufficient. I'm 
sure congress would be able to assign many necessary jobs that these negligent 
baby killers could perform, and simultaneously help out our economy by keeping 
prices at Wall-Mart down.

Steven Vincent Johnson
www.OrionWorks.com


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