Why does the Bar prohibits sex between lawyers and their clients? That
was the start of an old lawyer joke.
The punch line used to be: "To prevent clients from being billed twice
for essentially the same service." But now we seem to be seeing a new
twist... client screwing the attorney?
In Florida, there are a few ways that a lawyer may ditch the client
before trial.... Take your pick.
(1) the client persists in a course of action involving the lawyer's
services that the lawyer reasonably believes is criminal or fraudulent;
(2) the client has used the lawyer's services to perpetrate a crime or
fraud;
(3) a client insists upon pursuing an objective that the lawyer
considers repugnant or imprudent;
(4) the client fails substantially to fulfill an obligation to the
lawyer regarding the lawyer's services and has been given reasonable
warning that the lawyer will withdraw unless the obligation is fulfilled;
(5) the representation will result in an unreasonable financial burden
on the lawyer or has been rendered unreasonably difficult by the client ....
- [Vo]:Did you hear the one about the lawyers who withdrew? Jones Beene
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