Honest… this is the exact cut-and-paste verbiage taken from the Abstract of a USPTO application:
"Self-Sustaining-extensible-multi-stage-Vibrational-and-Acoustic-Piezoelectric-Resonator-Acoustic-Refrigeration-Core Generator of Electricity, Heating and Cooling comprises a plurality of acoustically-driven mechanically-coupled tuned-closed-column-resonator-tuned-Helmholtz-resonator-piezo-poly-passive-radiator-electromagnetic-induction-circuit vibrational-and-acoustic-piezoelectric-resonator-acoustic-refrigeration-core systems that mechanically amplifies induced sound pressure levels via standing wave” … etc… etc … http://www.freepatentsonline.com/y2016/0001325.html … even if it worked – would any patent examiner risk his job by approving it… ? … based only on the laws of … err… grammar?