This article claims that ChatGPT may be used to start a new religion.
ChatGPT is *on to it*! Ready already. Here is a query from someone:


write a biblical verse in the style of the king james bible explaining how
to remove a peanut butter sandwich from a VCR


And it came to pass that a man was troubled by a peanut butter sandwich,
for it had been placed within his VCR, and he knew not how to remove it.

And he cried out to the Lord, saying, "Oh, Lord, how can I remove this
sandwich from my VCR, for it is stuck fast and will not budge?"

And the Lord spoke unto him, saying, "Fear not, my child, for I shall guide
thy hand and show thee the way. Take thy butter knife, and carefully insert
it between the sandwich and the VCR, and gently pry them apart. And with
patience and perseverance, the sandwich shall be removed, and thy VCR shall
be saved."

And the man did as the Lord commanded, and lo and behold, the sandwich was
removed from the VCR, and the man was saved.

And the Lord said, "Verily I say unto thee, seek not to put thy peanut
butter sandwiches in thy VCR, for it is not a suitable place for such
things. Rather keep thy sandwiches in thy refrigerator or on thy plate,
where they belong."

And the man heeded the Lord's words, and from that day forth, he kept his
sandwiches in their proper place, and was saved from trouble and woe. Amen.

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