Someone who knows about Ed Storms, Dennis Cravens and others is
writing pretend news stories. These are actually pretty funny, and
not nasty. See:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i10331
"Disco Opens Cold Fusion Olympic Games
Written by Ferrer
Crowds were waiting for more sunshine
TURIN, Italy (UPDATE) -- Four cold fusion scientists were suspended,
and the world's top-ranked calorimetrist, the British Martin
Fleischmann, was barred from the Cold Fusion Olympic Games here on
Friday. Hours later, Olympic competitors marched into the opening
ceremony to the sounds of disco music.
. . .
Ed Storms, a nuclear chemist who has trained hard for this years'
Olympic event back in mountains near Sante Fe, is known for his
calorimetric free style and was reported to have said "see you back
in the states" when he heard the disappointing news that disco was
making a comeback."
"I've heard enough of K.C and the Sunshine Band for one lifetime,"
Storms said. "I miss the rock and roll."
This one is about Taleyarkhan:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i10507
Missing 'Bubble Fusion' Locker with Cash Lights Up LAX
. . . The missing radioactive locker was apparently headed to labs at
UCLA and investigators are not sure why, since UCLA specializes in
crystal fusion, not bubble fusion. Both are new forms of cold fusion,
which occurs at or near room temperature conditions. The contents of
the locker apparently contained a wide assortment of nuclear dual use
items: chemicals, borrowed detection equipment, music CDs, iPods,
liquid cooled PC parts, data acquisition cards and a large amount of
cash. "Oh, and we also found a strange note that read : 'Tell Stan
He's the Man', "said John Williams an LAX port official.
