Returns are guaranteed on 5/22/11.  Sorry for the typo.

Oh, returns are void on 5/23/11.

On Fri, May 20, 2011 at 10:05 PM, Terry Blanton <hohlr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> For those of you who might go "Camping" tomorrow, I offer an excellent
> pet service.  I'll have one of my minions pick up your non-human
> family members before noon tomorrow, 5/21/11, and, for a
> non-refundable price of only $100 per paw, guarantee that your member
> will have a happy home for the duration of it's earthly life.
>
> In addition, in the event that your anticipated ticket was cancelled,
> I will return your beloved family member at no additional charge on
> 5/12/11 in good health.  Note that the deposit is "non-refundable".
>
> Bon voyage!
>
> T
>
>

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