Say what you like about North Korea, you will have to agree they have the world's fastest and most efficient system of justice. If you are North Korean you will have to agree Or Else.
The trial of Kim Jung Un's uncle was supposedly secret, but I found a transcript on the Internet. Here it is, in its entirety: -- Court Clerk: Oyes, oyes. This court is now in session, Judge Kanga Ru presiding. Judge Ru: Uncle Jang, you are accused of being a despicable thrice-accursed running dog, a traitor for all ages. How do you plead? Guilty, or *extra*guilty? Jang: Your honor, I . . . Judge: Guilty it is! <bangs gavel> Take a number and join that line on the right. . . . Next case!
