> Well,
>
> to clear things out before I`m mistaken, this is just fun with a serious
> background...
>
> Once upon a time there was the Allmighty ( Vapor ) making a home ( Voyager 3 )
> for his new species ( Amiga-Users). But soon bugs were found, the language (
> JavaScript ) didn`t work properly and the people suffered from diseases (
> system-crashes ) when they tried to paint their homes` walls ( the Navbar ).
> This got fixed by some brave warriors ( Olli / Zapek / Wiz ) but up until
> now, the inhabitants of this strange world *still* can`t hear and speak as
> they`d like to...
>
... So they were constantly moaning and complaining about the way their
home behaved, losing the faith every two weeks without a miracle..
Hey God, you were intended to fix that, or Hey God you oughta make the home
fit in the aga-world they said... or Hey God you're dead or what ?
or God tell me something before I betray you....when God was simply working
for them or making what He has to do and doesn't regard us...
And God was getting older (MUCH older, in fact he was "oldissime".. but it takes
time to become a god), and the home grew more and more complicated to build, and
the sub-gods had less and less time to help god (cause they had to Live Their
Life and couldn't always make miracle, having less mana than God )...
And what's more, the dwarves being less and less friendly, and fewer and fewer,
God was lurking at another population, the trolls, not really brighter as a
species, but much more numerous than the dwarves, that would help him earn more
mana much easily - cause in the world of trolls, nothing is really perfect but
trolls seem not to see it or not to care, as long as they are the most uniform
and the most important population, trolls are simply happy to be trolls.. Some
would call that blindness, but dwarves are often short sighted too... And then
God on top of doing Good Job (tm) for the dwarves, began to release a few
trollish version of his dwarvish gems... But dwarves never learn that's the
trouble with dwarf... In fact in this time there were two kind of dwarves...
The grunpy dwarves, that were good dwarves, that gave good mana to god but were
fast to moan and complain when God hadn't spoken to them for a long time (what
they thought to be a long time anyway..)...
And the blind dwarves, that were short sighted dwarves happy to be dwarves
but couldn't spend their time in the churche and never praid god, and thought
it was better to still god's offrands than to give him their own mana... unable
to understand that one day God 'd be tired of this attitude, and would
definitely leave the dwarves letting them without a world, without air to
breeze...
and so on..
Just couldn't resist. Nothing really offensive was intentionnaly written here...
If I'm caught we'll deny being informed of anything, pledge no responsability,
expect no mercy..... etc..
Phil.
