Maybe K-Mart could pop for a fishing tournament with trophies for the 
largest bass and bluegill caught on a fly. Oops, maybe it's carp in 
that lake instead?

Kent

>I have trumped you all, and now have a concession gate set up at the 
>only entrance to this lake.  Trophy fees will be constant with the 
>fees usually one pays to fish outstanding spots.  Lodge will be 
>built soon.  May add a paved runway for those pilots among us.  Am 
>working with the county now to pave all the road from Beverly to 
>this secret spot.  And best of all, the new name of the lake.  It 
>shall hereafter be known as KMart's Secret Lake.  I got almost 2 
>million just selling the naming rights.  Wait, didn't I just read 
>about them having financial difficulties?  Hmmmmm.
>
>Roger

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