Peter, thanks for some entertainment with your colorful review of Win8. 

It really was quite amusing to read.

Regards

Pete



On 13/07/2012, at 1:46 AM, Daniel Kerr <wa...@macwizardry.com.au> wrote:

> Lol Peter are you sure you're not a comedy writer in your spare time :))
> Nice "Review" ;)
> And OS X8 just makes it look funny,...all it needs is an ) under it,... X8) 
> and it's smiley glass made (look sideways)...lol
> Aren't we glad we're Mac users,....lol
> 
> Kind regards
> Daniel
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> On 13/07/2012, at 12:41 AM, Peter Hinchliffe wrote:
> 
>> Just my own humble opinion, but after having had a run with the trial 
>> version of Windows 8, all I can say is that Apple's share of the desktop 
>> space can do nothing but increase. This thing will set Windows users all 
>> over screaming in all directions.
>> 
>> Having upgraded my copy of Parallels to version 7 through one of the recent 
>> MacUpdate bundles, I thought I'd see what all the excitement was about and 
>> took advantage of the easy Windows 8 download/installation option offered on 
>> the Parallels start screen. All it has cost me so far has been 3 Gb of hard 
>> drive space, and time I'll never get back.
>> 
>> Where to begin? 
>> 
>> Windows 8 is startling, to say the least. As illogical as it was, at least 
>> the Start Button was an identifiable object at the bottom left of the 
>> screen, where you knew could go to launch programs, call up Control Panels, 
>> gain access to the hard drive's contents, and even log out or shut down. 
>> Even if it was illogically named, at least most people were able to work out 
>> its many uses fairly quickly. Now, in Window 8's Metro Interface - it's 
>> gone! Now I can see that for Microsoft Windows, the only thing more 
>> illogical than the Start Button is NOT having a start button. 
>> 
>> It took me a good ten minutes of careful mousing around to discover how to 
>> shut down: you have to park your mouse in the very bottom right-hand corner 
>> of the screen, whereupon a transparent menu containing five icons pops out 
>> from the right-hand side of the screen. You then have to move mouse over 
>> this menu, at which point it turns black and the icons now have labels: 
>> Search, Share, Start (ah! there it is...), Devices and Settings. Perhaps the 
>> Shutdown command is under the "Start" icon (well, it's been like that for 
>> the last seventeen years!)? Nope. All that does is take you back to the 
>> Metro Interface. 
>> 
>> Oh, and by the way...if you object to Launchpad in Lion and soon Mountain 
>> Lion, you're going to HATE Metro in Windows 8. They've taken Launchpad and 
>> made it look ugly but hey! It does respond to gestures on the Mousepad!
>> 
>> OK, so how do we shut down? Turns out that's in the Settings Icon! Of 
>> course. Everyone has been telling Microsoft for years that the Start Button 
>> was a silly place to go to shut down, so obviously, it's now a SETTING. Wow.
>> 
>> Well let's try actually doing something. Let's try a few programs (which are 
>> all presented as icons displayed against garishly coloured panels). Let's 
>> try "Maps". Nothing happens. OK, it is a trial, perhaps it's not ready yet. 
>> 
>> Let's try Calendar. Nope, I need a Microsoft account to do that. How about 
>> Weather? 
>> 
>> Yes, that works. Only trouble is that the temperatures are all in 
>> Fahrenheit. There is no obvious way to change this within Weather itself, so 
>> let's quit and try to find the Regions Control Panel. Hang on...THERE'S NO 
>> QUIT COMMAND. There's no window to close because the program takes up the 
>> entire screen. There is no window and there is no menu. There's an inactive 
>> Back Button and that's all. The only way out is to drag the mouse down to 
>> bottom right of the screen, rollup to the popout menu and click the Start 
>> Icon, which takes me back to the Metro Interface. Maybe I'm starting to get 
>> the hang of this. 
>> 
>> There's still no Control Panel though. What happens if I right-click on the 
>> background? Suddenly, a large green Dockish-lookng area pops up at the 
>> bottom of the screen, containing a single icon labelled "All apps". I click 
>> this and I get as screen entitled "Apps". That's right - APPS!  How iOS of 
>> them, but now things are looking a little more hopeful. By now, Parallels 
>> has populated this screen with all of my Mac applications as well, so I can 
>> use Windows 8 as an Application launcher for the Mac if I really want to, 
>> but that's by the by. The important thing is I've now found the Control 
>> Panel. Click.
>> 
>> I've now left the Metro Interface and I'm looking at a more familiar Windows 
>> 7-like screen. But not quite. There's still no Start Button, but perhaps 
>> even worse, there's absolutely no indication anywhere that the Weather "app" 
>> is still running! I would at least expect to see some sign of it in the Task 
>> Bar; but I'm trying sort this measurements problem, so I go to the Region" 
>> settings, but there's no allowance for temperature measurements. There is a 
>> setting for "Measurements" which is set to "Metric", but it has had no 
>> effect on the Weather program.
>> 
>> There's more believe me, but it's all in the same vein. Much of the included 
>> software won't work without a Microsoft account. When in the new Metro 
>> Interface there are no menus, no windows (funny - it IS called Windows 
>> 8...), no clear or intuitive pathways to get back from wherever it is you 
>> end up. It is certainly possible to work it out, but it requires 
>> considerable patience, a bit of lateral thinking, and lots of poking into 
>> dark corners with the mouse cursor. Even right-clicking has completely 
>> unexpected results depending on where you are. You can get back to a Windows 
>> 7-like Desktop environment that does have windows and menus, but you can't 
>> do much without inevitably returning to the Metro disaster. 
>> 
>> Enough. I've wasted enough time with all this. At least now I know how to 
>> shut down gracefully. Goodbye.
>> 
>> I have been privately congratulating Microsoft for finally finding the 
>> resources to strike out their own and come up with something different 
>> instead of just copying or buying whatever else is out there. Now I'm glad 
>> I've kept it mostly private. Windows 8 just shows that Microsoft should not 
>> be let on their own. I can only hope that there enough complaints from early 
>> adopters that some important changes can be made before this thing is 
>> released to an unsuspecting public. Vista was bad enough, but they were able 
>> to recover to a large extent with Windows 7. I don't know how they will 
>> recover from this. From what I can see there will be no escape from the 
>> Metro Interface with this system. All common workflows will be thrown to the 
>> four winds. Just working out what to do is a major challenge. It's going to 
>> be an IT Manager's worst nightmare.
>> 
>> On the other hand, it must bode well for OS X 8. Anyone fearful of Mountain 
>> Lion will quickly see they have nothing to worry about. Bring on Mountain 
>> Lion! Please!!  
>> 
>> As I said at the beginning, it's jut my humble opinion...
>> 
>> 
>> Peter Hinchliffe        Apwin Computer Services
>> FileMaker Pro Solutions Developer
>> Perth, Western Australia
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