wakakakak, mantep kang. :)) ijin copas ulang, kalau ada kesempatan lucu ... >_<
2010/5/18 akmal.n.basral <an...@yahoo.com> > omar bakrie? kenapa tidak disebut-sebut suzuki yamaguchi, anak jepang yang > super cerdas itu ya mas arcon? :) > > salam, > > ~a~ > > THE STORY OF SUZUKI YAMAGUCHI > > First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The > teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of > the class. As the class start, the teacher says: > > "Let's start with a small quiz in American history". Who said "Freedom or > death?" Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand: > > "Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia." > > "Very good Suzuki". And who said: "The nation is it's people and as such > can never die?" > > Suzuki raises his hand again: > > "Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington." > > The teacher looks at her students and says: > > "Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than > you." > > A silent voice from the back of the class: > > "Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese" > > "Who said that!?", yells the teacher. > > Suzuki raises his hand and says: > > "General MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the > Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit." > > The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice: > > "Suck my c*ck!!!" > > The teacher is furious: > > "I've had enough. Who said that?" > > Suzuki: > > "Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington." > > Another voice yells: > > "Suzuki is sh*t!" > > Suzuki: > > "Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002." > > The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school > Principal she said: > > "What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!" > > Suzuki: > > "Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK > auditors were in her office. > > > > Sent from ANB's BlackBerry® > > > -- > salam, > Ari > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
