Dateline Mayberry: "The U.S. Department of Agriculture on Sunday ordered the recall of 143 million pounds of frozen beef from a California slaughterhouse."
*Dept. of Agriculture Secretary Andy Taylor:* "Aunt Bee!!! How'd you come to buy a 143 million pounds of beef!?" *Bee Taylor, President of American Beef Co:* " 143 million pounds of *tough *beef!" *Andy Taylor:* "Well maybe it isn't all that tough, maybe the rest is nice and tender but you better get it back in the freezer......*just call the man!!!"* (Just think of the dogs chasing *that* wagon!) heehee Your Resident Northern Person, Mari Ellen _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
