>>Ran into Jethro the other day over at his Happy Gizzard restaurant. Said >>folks >>ain't been ordering a'tall >>what's on the menu and figures he would do better with a Morelli's and >>Bluebird >>Diner type of cuisine. Jethro said >>he couldn't understand why Granny's southern fried muskrat, stuffed gopher, >>and >>corned beaver an' cabbage weren't >>selling like hotcakes. Jethro said that if he has a "pound steak ala Jethro" >>and >>a "double-naught business special" on >>the menu, the Happy Gizzard will be bigger than "Bait-Burgers-Hardware" over >>in >>Bugtussle.
To be perfectly honest with you folks, Granny ain't been doin' the cookin' at the Happy Gizzard. Granny got it in her craw agin' that she wanted to go back to the hills, so she set out with the wheelbarrow loaded down. Last we heard from her, she was in some place called Las Vegas. While she's gone, my daughter Ellie Mae has been cookin' at Jethro's restaurant. I'm afraid he might have to git out of the restaurant business and decide on one of his other careers,?like brain-surgeonin', street-car conductin', double-naught spyin', or movie producin'. Someday I gotta have a looong talk with that boy. "Jethro...get the truck and let's go fetch your Granny!" J.D. Clampett Beverly HIlls, CA _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
