Lessons learned in Mayberry 1. Don't be too nice to some guys or they will think they have you in their hip pocket.
2. Don't ever give money to a stranger who wants to drill for oil. 3. Be careful about glancing in the direction of a man while you are reciting poetry. 4. A fine character and blueberry pies are important to a man - and they will notice if you wear a different dress each week to church. 5. If you switch offices, check all the drawers before you move to make sure you didn't leave any undershirts behind. 6. If you end up with a new landlord for your business, expect your rent to go up. 7. Butter and egg men who appeal to older women just might howl at the moon at night. 8. Don't put too much cinnamon in an apple pie. 9. Think twice before buying a stamp from a slot machine. 10. If you see someone making a U turn, you really can arrest them yourself, but you must yell repeatedly so they know what you are doing. " During our lifetime, we travel many roads..." Peggy _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
