10) A really good musician can get electric guitar sounds from an acoustic guitar. 9) Christmas tree ornaments thrown off a roof in succession sound a lot like machine gun fire. 8) If you want to get a possum out from under a rock the best way to do it is to jab at him with a pointed stick. This however is probably not the best way to get a bear out of the back seat of a patrol car. 7) A septic tank makes a good anniversary gift. 6) If inflation were factored in, a bottle opener with a little umbrella on it would cost approximately $42 today. 5) Even in a crowded store a really good shoplifter can hide about thirty items of merchandise inside a trenchcoat without anyone noticing. 4) Filling stations wouldn't be in business very long if they didn't make a charge for gas and oil. 3) If there's one thing you can't talk enough about...it's sin. 2) Giraffes are selfish. 1) (Tongue no longer in cheek) That you don't have to have sex, violence, profanity, and other such nonsense to have a GREAT tv show. Doug Johnson _________________________________________________________________ Access your email online and on the go with Windows Live Hotmail. http://windowslive.com/Explore/Hotmail?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_hotmail_acq_access_112008 _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
