I will begin with the bad news. I woke up early this morning and went into the bathroom. I turned on the light and saw my reflection in the mirror and went right back to bed. That means another six long weeks of winter in Eau Claire.
Now the good news. I have been asked to be in a parade in Iowa. They want both my classic cars. I will lead the parade in the squad car. Behind me Linda will drive our open convertible with the Little Miss Piglet Princess. She will be riding in the back in a bathing suit. Being the main industry in Iowa is raising hogs, we thought she would wear a little crown of pork links. This year it is Valerie von Smooch's turn to be the princess. Regarding Jim Nabor's wedding. I just hope he remembered the corsage and that he was wearing thick socks so the hairs on his legs didn't stick through. Rumor is also spreading quickly that when he sang on TAGS he was actually lip syncing. (Which he probably really was.) Now we know for certain that Barney did in the choir, but I think we should keep that a secret. Got to go outside now and snow blow again. Third time this week. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
