This is funny because imagine the woman's surprise when she opens her door and sees a hundred baby Jesuses. And wow, a car full of baby Jesuses drivin' down the road! Now there's something you don't see everyday! And then there would be the inevitable opportunists who would go to the church and try to claim someone else's baby Jesus. And King Solomon would come down and offer to cut the baby Jesus in half (after all, you could just lay it on its side and who would know the difference), but the real owner would defer to keep the baby Jesus intact. Oh christ...
--- In [email protected], "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I heard a pretty funny story about some folks who stole all the baby > jesuses, or jesi if you prefer, and dropped them off on some lady's > lawn. I can only hope she's a pro-lifer. She took them all to a > church and people came and got them. The whole thing was very Carl > Hiaasen. > > --- In [email protected], "Daria Akers" > <daria.akers@> wrote: > > > > I know someone who is getting coal in his stocking. Bah Humbug. > > Daria > > > > On 12/20/06, James <ttlsccr@> wrote: > > > > > > Speaking of shrinkage, the best thing about the nippy weather is > that > > > it deflates all those giant mf'ing Santas standing on the front > lawns > > > of the tasteless. Merry Christmas and Death to Santa. > > > > > > > > >
