1) Ellen, you're now replying to your *own* posts. That's just scary.

2) Of course I can make this stuff up. I can make ANYTHING up. The 
question is: am I lying? Try to guess which ones of these are real 
and which are made-up:

- I played tongue-hockey with a cast member from Avenue Q. 
- I hooked up with a Penthouse Pet back in college, and got a mention 
in her "modeling" bio. 
- I'm highly allergic to mushrooms to the point where I have to avoid 
the vegetable section of any supermarket that sells them unbagged.
- I once touched a fish's reproductive glands and were stunned that 
it smelled like human. 

3) Why? Because I am me, and dammit, that counts for something.

- RB

--- In [email protected], "Ellen" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> I mean you CAN, but why would you want to?
> 
> --- In [email protected], "Ellen" 
> <ellengoodman6@> wrote:
> >
> > right, you can't make up stuff like that.
> > 
> > 
>

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