While I'm sure Ms. Lindylady is enchanting in person, I'm:

1) 60 miles from Baltimore. I moved away from Baltimore due to gas, 
environmental and time reasons. I don't get up there much now that 
I'm in Virginia.

2) smitten with the only Weingarten Chatter for me. *wink* *wink*

3) aware that she just bought a house in Catonsville. Anybody who's 
bought a house knows you instantly become broke. And, frankly, I need 
a woman with cashflow to keep in the lifestyle to which I've become 
accustomed.

4) suddenly pudgy, according to my Datelab. If I'm pudgy, my date 
needs to stay away from the Midwest at all costs, where I'd be 
considered "a bit too thin."

- RB

--- In [email protected], "emeraldax" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> A quick check and I see that you are correct.  Wow, this is like 
one 
> of those "eyewitness account" stories. 
> 
> --- In [email protected], "Ellen" 
> <ellengoodman6@> wrote:
> >
> > I suggested the possibility of Lindylady and Ray going on a date, 
> > since they are geographically more desireable among other things.
> > 
> > 
>

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