Who cares that I have the teeth of a 60 year old, when I have the liver of an
80 year old, an 80 year old David Hasselhoff. Half my teeth are porcelain
anyway - my dentist is a little crown-happy - and they don't grind down do
they? If I can grind down porcelain, I belong in some sort of Bruxist Who's
Who.
Though I do appreciate your concern, about the teeth and the, y'know. I was
imagining Gene looking at his brillo pads down there, grabbing his straight
razor, and thinking hmmm, what's the worst that could happen, a vasectomy?
Maureen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
dennis - i suggest wearing the fn thing... i wear mine sporadically
and at my last dentist visit, he said my teeth look like they belong
to a 60 year old - i'm far from 60! so i have to be way more
diligent about it... i'd like to HAVE teeth by the time i become
60! (btw - thanks to aero i wore my guard last nite and i actually
think it helped me sleep better! i think i wake myself up grinding
w/out the guard!!)
oh, and be careful with the razor down there - you don't want to lop
anything off!!
--- In [email protected], Dennis Rogers
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> I bought one of these damn things too. $300, basically, just to
shut my dentist up. I didn't want to fess up that I actually am a
little tense, and drink a lot of coffee, and grind my teeth...in the
daytime. But I would grind them into little Shrek-like, syphillis-
teeth before I would wear this fn thing to bed. Now pardon me, I
need to go shave my balls.
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