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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #92
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Have you ever heard about FTP.?
No, it's not F*** The Police :-)
It means "File Transfer Protocol", and if you have a web site
on the Internet, you have been using FTP to transfer your
web pages, files or MP3 songs to your web server.
If you have no clue how to use FTP, here's a new Ebook
that I just created, to help you out. It contains a link to the
WS_FTP program, the one that I use to get my files and
web pages on line.
You can download it for FREE from here:
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here</a>
Note: The Ebook is suitable for both Windows and Mac
users.
I would also like to take the time to wish you a Merry Christmas
-for those of you who are Christians of course :-)
This is the time of the year to think about your close relatives
and friends, so don't spent too much time on your PC today,
and give them some special attention...
Enjoy the read, and thanks a lot for being here again!
Dirk Dupon, your editor
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Ray's List of Weird and Disgusting Foods
Many cultures invent a food that is weird or disgusting to
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* Sports Cliche List
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Naked holy men are reported to be meting out their own
punishment to boys pestering girls in an Indian town. They
are keeping a vigil outside colleges in Hardwar after students
complained of being harassed. The holy men have been
accused of forcing boys to stand holding their ears for hours,
and even spearing one in the bum with a trident. Navyug
newspaper reports police are becoming concerned at the
increasing number of incidents involving the Hindu holy
men who smear their naked bodies with ash. A student
at a girls' college, said: "It's nice to see the boys are gone,
but I am not sure whether we should celebrate with these
guys, never mind if they are holy men, hanging around our
colleges in the nude."
A teacher in Peru allegedly told pupils he would fail them
if they didn't provide him with a Christmas feast. It's reported
they were told they would have to repeat a year if they didn't
meet his demands. The teacher now faces corruption charges.
According to Aj� newspaper, the 53-year-old told students
to supply him with a turkey, a lamb, a suckling pig and
some champagne. Two 18-year-old students complained
to the director of Santo Toribio college which called in the police.
Scientists believe genetically modified Christmas trees
could be created which light themselves up. The trees
could mimic electric eels. An expert from the Institute of
Biotechnology at Zurich's Swiss Federal Institute of
Technology says biotechnology could engineer plants
that produce electricity by photosynthesis. Professor
Bernard Witholt says the result could be used "everywhere
on Earth via small dispersed systems that anyone can
build by planting a few seeds".
You'll find more weird news and odd articles at:
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why
advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in."
- Yakov Smirnoff
"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great
uncle fought for the west!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
- Steven Wright.
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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Do You Know What Time it is?
Place the mouse pointer over the taskbar clock to view the
date. Double-click the taskbar clock to set the system
time, date, and time zone. To remove the clock from the
taskbar, right-click the taskbar, and then click Properties.
Click Taskbar Options, and then click to clear the Show
Clock option.
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