THE WHATIS.COM WORD-OF-THE-DAY   
September 20, 2002

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TODAY'S WORD: sniglet 

See our definition with hyperlinks at 
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A sniglet is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't.
Sniglets are the brainchild of comedian Rich Hall who, with a little
help from his friends, wrote a series of books containing sniglets in
the mid-eighties. With a little help from Rich Hall and our readers,
here are some IT-related sniglets we think should be in the
dictionary but aren't: 

Execuglide - to maneuver oneself around the room while seated in a
wheeled office chair. 

Animousity - vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page
is loading too slowly. 

Screen spasm - pages that try to load simultaneously on your computer
screen as a direct result of your animousity. 

Prairedogged - the feeling of helplessness that overtakes you when
co-workers in neighboring cubicles constantly pop their heads up to
ask you stupid questions.

Cellphonic appraisal - the activity that occurs when a ringing cell
phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs. 
Gadaboutag - the orphan html tag that's messing up your page. 

Dopeler effect- the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly. 

Dot gone - last year's e-commerce hopeful. 

Tacitician - a conference call participant who performs non-work
related tasks without being overheard. 

Fonesia - the affliction that strikes when you dial a phone number
and forget whom you were calling just as they answer. 

Egotictic - the amount of time wasted because you stubbornly refuse
to look it up in the manual. 

WAPathy - lack of interest in wireless technology. 

Crapplet - a poorly written or totally useless Java applet 

Zen mail - an e-mail message that arrives without text in the message
body. 

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THIS DAY IN IT HISTORY | September 20, 1988

Sears and IBM debuted Prodigy, a videotext service costing $9.95 per
month, to subscribers in seven U.S. cities. By adding graphics to
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