What a great horror story! You are a great story teller! I'm still laughing.


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From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] On
Behalf Of Bob Moldashel
Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 2:04 PM
To: WISPA General List
Subject: Re: [WISPA] Sorry..Long Story

WOW. I HATE Bees....  I bet that was fun when you opened that up!

Reminds me of when I installed a system in North Carolina about 15 years 
ago.  We installed some equipment in a communications shed (and I mean 
shed!) at the base of a tower. Picture this 300' guyed tower in the 
middle of a field with a 10' x 15' wooden shed underneath it. The grass 
is like waist high.  the whole time I am walking up to this thing I am 
thinking ticks and bees.

So I unlock the door and turn the light on and do a quick look around 
inside. I wait about 15 seconds and finally feel at ease that there are 
no bees waiting inside for me.

The "shed" has around 10 radio repeater cabinets inside and the walls 
are covered in insulation.  There are wires and transmission line all 
over the place. No sheetrock. In addition the ceiling also was covered 
in insulation but whoever put it up probably spent a whole 10 minutes 
doing it. Several sections were hanging down.

The lighting really sucked. One 60 watt light bulb screwed into a 
ceramic base. And with some of the insulation hanging down around it 
some of the shed was pretty dark.

I remember it was cool outside and windy so the guy I was working with 
decided to close the door so it would be a little warmer. 10 repeater 
cabinets, some with high power paging transmitters, create a lot of heat 
so it made a big difference with the door closed.

So we start to mount a plywood backboard to the studs of the back wall 
so we would have something to mount our wall mount equipment cabinet to. 
I am drilling in deck screws when the battery operated Hilt drill gun 
dies. Being lazy and not wanting to go back out to the truck 1/4 mile 
across the the windy, tall grass field in the middle of no-name North 
Carolina the guy I am working with decides to hit the screws in with a 
hammer. This was NOT a good idea!

On the third wack a section of insulation on the ceiling by the door 
falls down and this 50' BLACK SNAKE ( he was really only about 2-3' ) 
falls to the floor between us and the door! Suddenly my fear of bees 
fell to the number 2 position.

We both screamed like little girls (the snake was a mute but he had his 
mouth open too!).

We knew we had to get out of there. All I could think of was SNAKE BITE, 
POISON, ANTIVENOM, HELICOPTER,  MEDEVAC, PAIN, NO CELL PHONE SERVICE, 
etc in about 1/2 second.

Suddenly my guy grabs a piece of  2x3 wood stud to beat this snake to a 
pulp. ANOTHER BAD IDEA!!!!

He swings the stud and hits the light bulb and its lights out in this 
freakin' snake infested casket!!!!  And 100ms later I feel this "THING" 
slide across the top of my work boot and I was mobile!

I pushed the other guy to one side and ran towards the last known 
location of the door. What I didn't know was the insulation was hanging 
in front of the door after he swung the stud and I ran face first into 
it about 3' from the door. Of course I was not expecting ANYTHING to hit 
my face so I started swinging like mad, got disoriented and realized 
that the door wasn't where it was.

I stopped moving. He stopped moving.

We decided to feel around for something familiar so we could get our 
bearings. Of course the whole time we are doing this we are thinking the 
snake is on the floor. WRONG!

My guy reaches out and touches one of the repeater cabinets and says he 
knows where the door is and orients me. While he has his hand on top of 
the cabinet THE SNAKE SLIDES ACROSS IT!!!! 

He screams and we both bolt to the door and out into the field.

To say the least I did not go back in. He called me all kinds of names 
and as a result (and the fact that I was his boss) he finished all the 
indoor work with the door wide open and mason's boots on.

And he was very gentle and quiet.

I don't know what happened to the snake but if I was him I would be 
around the Panama Canal right now.  I'm sure he was just as scared as us 
but I didn't hang around to interview him.

Always be careful no matter what you are doing.

And Happy Halloween!!!!

-B-





Faisal Imtiaz wrote:
> I believe that this was the original inspiration for the "BeeHive" Antenna
> !!
>
> LOL !!
>
>
> Faisal Imtiaz
> SnappyDSL.net
> -----Original Message-----
> From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] On
> Behalf Of Chuck Profito
> Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 2:44 PM
> To: 'WISPA General List'
> Subject: Re: [WISPA] Halloween request
>
> I can't believe no one's had a ghost pass them in the attic or a snake in
a
> server etc:
> Here's ours from last October.  Thank goodness it was a cool morning.
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: wireless-boun...@wispa.org [mailto:wireless-boun...@wispa.org] On
> Behalf Of Chuck Profito
> Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 11:19 AM
> To: 'WISPA General List'
> Subject: [WISPA] Halloween request
>
>
> It's Spooky Funny Friday
>
> It's time to post your Spooky Tech Tails for all to shake and quiver at.
>
>
>
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