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"From the days of John the Baptist until now, the kingdom of heaven has been forcefully advancing, and forceful men lay hold of it."
Matthew 11:12

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Words Women Use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, DO NOT question it.
Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.



BEHIND EVERY  SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
 ...IS HERSELF


A
WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER


C
OFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH !!!
 
 
 
 
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME



And last but not least:



IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
 
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.


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