Jesus Rap

Jesus Christ’s the man
and he’s no hater -
but he’ll cut off your dick
if you’re a masturbator -

and he’ll beat your wife senseless
if she fails to be chaste -
and if your kids disobey you
he’ll bring out the Mace -

And to all of you commies,
perverts and queers,
all you Rosies and Bruces,
Richards and Geres

there’s a fate worse than death
awaiting humanity
Jesus has up his sleeve:
It’s called Christianity.

Uh-huh. . .


mwp

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