"It Is Deeply Irresponsible To Rewrite The History Of How The War Began. But What The Fuck. I Ain't Nothin' If I Ain't Irresponsible," Says Bush: Bush's Angry Offensive Popular Among Delinquent Dads, Catholic Bishops. To Others, Its Just Offensive: Bush Forcefully Attacks Iraq Critics With Karl Rove's Thoughts And Perversions By THORD REICHMANN
"If Evolution Is Wrong, Why Are All The 'Intelligent Design' Advocates Such Knuckle Draggers?" God Asks The Assassinated Press.: Protestant Pastor In China Convicted For Distributing Bibles Printed By American Intelligence: "This Is Not Kansas, Dorothy. China Cannot Yet Afford To Have A Delusional Bunch of Bible Thumping Morons Hold Her Back Like The Great And Brutal American Empire That Sucks Dry the Rest Of The World," Says People's Court Judge Xan Chui. "If We Became As Fat And Dumb As America Is Now, America Would Gobble Us Up For Our Natural Resources." Robertson Confirms Intelligent Design Is A Smokescreen For Christian Fundamentalism; Pat Robertson Says Dover, PA Voters Should Look To Darwin To Help Them, Not God Since They Rejected The Lacuna Of Intelligence Demonstrated By Pro-Intelligent Design School Board Members, Leaving Little Doubt As To What's Behind Intelligent Design: Dover Voters Fine With That, Saying Following Darwin, They'll Continue To Look To Their Doctors For Cures, Their Meteorologists For Weather, Their Geologists For Oil And Natural Gas, Their Chemists For Kevlar, Their Metallurgists For Guns, Their Physicists For............... And They'll Look To God When Pat Robertson Stops Looking Like A Genetically Engineered Lawn Troll.: By PIPER PANDORER
