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March 19, 2004
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Today's Topics:
1) Mom Jailed For Giving Daughter Cocaine
2) What's More Weird?
3) Weird Facts
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Mom Jailed For Giving Daughter Cocaine
A California woman was arrested on Saturday afternoon on charges of child abuse. Janet Cramsley of Chula Vista was arrested for forcing her 12 year old daughter to use cocaine.
The 12 year olds father, Christof Cramsley, explained that his wife wasn't abusing their daughter, but instead was giving her a lesson in life. "Heather had some friends over and they snuck a couple of beers to her room. Well my old lady walked in on them drinking the beers and wanted to show her that alcohol is a gate way drug to worse things like cocaine which derives from the cocaine leaf of Columbia and other areas of the world, and that if she starts drinking beer she'll end up using cocaine." Mr. Cramsley went on to explain that his wife use to be an exotic dancer and knows the downfall of cocaine addiction and didn't want her daughter to "get hooked on the sugar that isn't sugar, but looks like it could be sugar".
In a statement given to the courts, Janet Cramsley pleaded to the judge that "I only broke up three lines and showed my daughter how to snort the blow correctly, and she only did two of the three and didn't want anymore, so I did a good thing, not a bad thing because she knows that coke will make your body sick". This plea didn't work, and Mrs. Cramsley will be sentenced later this month.
We at the Way Weird usually do not add commentary to our reports, but we have a message to all of you people out there that are complete idiots: Please, please, please, if you're stupid, even a little stupid, do not have any children. When you have sex, use a condom, and when you get married to someone just as dumb as you are, please have a vasectomy, or get your tubes tied, or just remove your penis altogether. Just do not have children.
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Weird Facts
Which one of the following three facts is false:
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