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I advise that you don't take your current state of mind lightly, you are in a dire condition, and anger has really contaminated your constructive thinking ability. Please get professional help!!!!!!!!!!! ________________________________ From: [email protected] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Dowelani Sent: 04 October 2008 09:17 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [YCLSA Discussion] WHAT THEY THINK OF ANCYL By Michael Trapido ANCYL political language explained By Michael Trapido In light of the forthcoming election I have decided to do another in the series of our 'lost in translation' exercises. Today's tutorial covers language used by the African National Congress Youth League, which may be confusing the electorate. "Die for Zuma" means "Could I have a cabinet post with an office that is sea facing?" "Kill and die for Zuma" means "Could I have a cabinet post with an office that is sea facing and a car with a driver?" "Counter revolutionary" means "Anyone who opposes my getting a cabinet post with an office that is sea facing and a car with a driver." "The revolution" means "That thingy where we fixed something, some time, so it's better and which can't be allowed to be undone because somehow this would be a violation of the square on the hippopotamus equals the angle of the dangle ... what was the question again?" "A newly formed party" means "Those mother-$^%#$@ dogs who better *^%$%^ off before we &^&%$^ the *&^%$%^ ... more fish in the sea." "Demolish a splinter group" means "Die for Zuma ... no wait! ... Kill and die for Zuma ... No, that's not it ... Got it! It's unconstitutional." (See definition below) "Constitution" means "My health is good. I have a constitution of iron .. pretty much the same material I'm going to use on any counter revolutionary's head." "Unconstitutional" means "Constipated leaving the member concerned full of shit." (Hence the belief that the ANCYL is to a lesser or greater degree unconstitutional.) "Suspend a region's chairperson" means "Hang the genius from a telephone pole." "Happy with recall" means "Fond memories of a member's 16th birthday." "Recalling Mbeki" means "Wait! Don't tell me ... he's the guy after Mandela?" "Peace with Motlanthe" means "Its fine for now but if he doesn't hand over to Zuma it will be 'pieces of Motlanthe.'" "ANC to rule until Jesus comes" means "Comrade Zuma has not thought this thing through properly. ANCYL won't be giving up posts or sea facing offices no matter who pitches up." "Fikile Mbalula circumcision" means "a total cock up and not much 'a' penis." As you can see once you translate their election speak they're just a regular bunch of guys who are often unconstitutional. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE AS AN ANC COMRADE? CONFIDENTIALITY & DISCLAIMER NOTICE This message contains specific, confidential or proprietary information for exclusive use by the individual/entities to whom/which it has been addressed. If you or your company is not the intended recipient kindly notify the sender immediately. Any use or dissemination of the contents of this message is strictly prohibited. The content of this message does not constitute a commitment or an offer by Ekurhuleni Metropolitan Municipality, except where expressly provided for in a written agreement. Any views and/or opinions expressed by the sender do not necessarily represent those of the Ekurhuleni Metropolitan Municipality. Ekurhuleni Metropolitan Municipality do not accept liability or legal responsibility for the contents of this message nor any errors in or omissions to the content of electronically generated communications, or any loss or damages howsoever caused, arising as a result of reliance on the contents or unauthorised use thereof. Should verification be required, kindly request the sender to do so. Ekurhuleni Metropolitan Municipality have taken steps to ensure that this message is free from computer viruses, but the responsibility of detection and prevention lies solely with the recipient. Ekurhuleni Metropolitan Municipality does not warrant the integrity of the data transmitted, nor that it has not been corrupted nor previously intercepted and/or tampered with. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are subscribed. This footer can help you. Please POST your comments to [email protected] or reply to this message. You can visit the group WEB SITE at http://groups.google.com/group/yclsa-eom-forum for different delivery options, pages, files and membership. To UNSUBSCRIBE, please email [EMAIL PROTECTED] . You don't have to put anything in the "Subject:" field. You don't have to put anything in the message part. All you have to do is to send an e-mail to this address (repeat): [EMAIL PROTECTED] . -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
