cde wat is de point u r trying too bring to us really?please be so kind as to explain de humour it it is such n de message if it is.
On 10/6/08, Dowelani <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > this is the image The Malemas of this world have created. Remember the > perception in the media seeks to control our thinking as a public(consumers) > > *ANCYL political language explained By Michael Trapido* > > In light of the forthcoming election I have decided to do another in the > series of our 'lost in translation' exercises. Today's tutorial covers > language used by the African National Congress Youth League, which may be > confusing the electorate. > "Die for Zuma" means "Could I have a cabinet post with an office that is sea > facing?" > "Kill and die for Zuma" means "Could I have a cabinet post with an office > that is sea facing and a car with a driver?" > "Counter revolutionary" means "Anyone who opposes my getting a cabinet post > with an office that is sea facing and a car with a driver." > "The revolution" means "That thingy where we fixed something, some time, so > it's better and which can't be allowed to be undone because somehow this > would be a violation of the square on the hippopotamus equals the angle of > the dangle … what was the question again?" > "A newly formed party" means "Those mother-$^%#$@ dogs who better *^%$%^ off > before we &^&%$^ the *&^%$%^ … more fish in the sea." > "Demolish a splinter group" means "Die for Zuma … no wait! … Kill and die > for Zuma … No, that's not it … Got it! It's unconstitutional." (See > definition below) > "Constitution" means "My health is good. I have a constitution of iron … > pretty much the same material I'm going to use on any counter > revolutionary's head." > "Unconstitutional" means "Constipated leaving the member concerned full of > shit." (Hence the belief that the ANCYL is to a lesser or greater degree > unconstitutional.) > "Suspend a region's chairperson" means "Hang the genius from a telephone > pole." > "Happy with recall" means "Fond memories of a member's 16th birthday." > "Recalling Mbeki" means "Wait! Don't tell me … he's the guy after Mandela?" > "Peace with Motlanthe" means "Its fine for now but if he doesn't hand over > to Zuma it will be 'pieces of Motlanthe.'" > "ANC to rule until Jesus comes" means "Comrade Zuma has not thought this > thing through properly. ANCYL won't be giving up posts or sea facing offices > no matter who pitches up." > "Fikile Mbalula circumcision" means "a total cock up and not much 'a' > penis." > As you can see once you translate their election speak they're just a > regular bunch of guys who are often unconstitutional. > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE AS AN ANC COMRADE, CANT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT > IT???? > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are subscribed. This footer can help you. Please POST your comments to [email protected] or reply to this message. You can visit the group WEB SITE at http://groups.google.com/group/yclsa-eom-forum for different delivery options, pages, files and membership. To UNSUBSCRIBE, please email [EMAIL PROTECTED] . You don't have to put anything in the "Subject:" field. You don't have to put anything in the message part. All you have to do is to send an e-mail to this address (repeat): [EMAIL PROTECTED] . -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
