Ma nacci ccu i mighty sword, pa da mozhete josh krvavije da me zajebajete! :-))
----- Original Message ----- From: "Kepi" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <YUmetal@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 21:27 Subject: Re: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa citajte opet > Pa da pocnemo... :) > Shebalje no matter what you do ti si gay, samo ti jos mighty sword fali!!! > Next... > > -=KepI=- > > >E vidish zbog toga mene prozivaju kad god se povede pricha o mom muzickom > > ukusu! Pa ja obozhavam pola bendova ovde pomenutih! Osim ChekiccPada! > > Videccesh da cce i sad pocheti! > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Dragana Novakovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "yumetal groups" <yumetal@yahoogroups.com> > > Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 00:30 > > Subject: [YUmetal] Predpostavljam da ovo svi imate ali meni je smesno pa > > citajte opet > > > > > >> 51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled > >> as gay > >> > >> 1. No matter what you do, you are gay > >> 2. Don't enjoy ManOwar, they are gay > >> 3. Never go outside carrying a sword. > >> 4. Don't hold you sword and scream "poweeeeeer of > >> steeel". That is gay > >> 5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong > >> in metal. > >> 6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds. > >> 7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay > >> 8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation > >> of the word Elf in it. > >> 9. Don't say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual. > >> 10. Avoid saying, "man that guy sure has a great > >> falsetto!" > >> 11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have > >> voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay > >> 12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend. > >> 13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. > >> Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck. > >> 14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as "the saviours", > >> or "the templars". > >> 15. Don't listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. > >> Hammerfall are gay > >> 16. Do not live in your parents basement. > >> 17. Do not live with your parents. > >> 18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien > >> underwear. > >> 19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate > >> Helloween. > >> 20. That's all you know? You are gay > >> 21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay > >> > >> 22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit. > >> 23. Do NOT carry your sword. > >> 24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob. > >> 25. Don't talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2. > >> 26. Do not refer to intercourse as "returning the > >> dragon to its lair" > >> 27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse. > >> 28. Do not listen to faggoth. > >> 29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag > >> queen. > >> 30. Do not get offended when people say that > >> Stratovarius sounds like Helloween. > >> 31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki. > >> 32. Avoid saying "Slays." > >> 33. Don't refer to Death Metal as "cookie monster > >> crap". > >> 34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know > >> something about it. > >> 35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag! > >> 36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag! > >> 37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of > >> Black Metal. > >> 38. Don't masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen. > >> > >> 39. Don't masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin. > >> 40. Don't masturbate wearing leather. > >> 41. Don't masturbate wearing armour. > >> 42. Switch hands. > >> 43. Avoid saying the word "Power" too often. > >> 44. If you have a band do not use the following words > >> in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, > >> Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles. > >> 45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do > >> not brush them off as Posers. > >> 46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy > >> George. > >> 47. Never say "Heavy metal or no metal at all". In > >> other words, don't be gay > >> 48. Don't wear loin cloths. You know what's coming. > >> gay > >> 49. Don't scream "metal brother" at concerts unless > >> you like beatings. > >> 50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your > >> sword outside your house! > >> 51. Refer to rule 1. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> __________________________________ > >> Yahoo! Mail - PC Magazine Editors' Choice 2005 > >> http://mail.yahoo.com > >> > >> > >> > >> Stay Metal, > >> YU Metal. > >> Yahoo! Groups Links > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stay Metal, > > YU Metal. > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > > Version: 7.0.344 / Virus Database: 267.11.9/115 - Release Date: 9/29/2005 > > > > > > > > Stay Metal, > YU Metal. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. 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