Ooooo, yeaaah!!!! --- maja gagic <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > -2°C Ljudi greju ruke na Majinom stomaku > > --- Dachaz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Mislite da je kod nas hladno ? > > > > +18°C Na Havajima uzimaju drugi pokrivac > > +10°C U zgradama u Helsinkiju iskljucuju grejanje > > +2°C Italijanski automobili ne mogu da upale > > 0°C Destilovana voda se smrzava > > -1°C Dah se vidi. Rusi jedu sladoled i piju pivo. > > -4°C Pas vam se uvaljuje u krevet. > > -10°C Francuski automobili ne mogu da upale > > -12°C Politicari pocinju da pricaju o > beskucnicima. > > -15°C Americki automobili ne mogu da upale. > > -20°C Dah se cuje. > > -24°C Japanski automobili ne mogu da upale. > > -28°C Pas vam se uvaljuje u pidzamu. > > -29°C Nemacki automobili ne mogu da upale. > > -30°C Ni jedan normalan automobil ne moze da > upali. > > Cak ne moze ni ruski. > > -39°C Rusi zakopcavaju svu dugmad na kosuljama. > > -50°C Automobil ti se uvaljuje u krevet. > > -60°C Zitelji Helsinkija se smrzavaju. > > -70°C Smrzavaju se i u paklu. Univerzitet u > > Kuznjecku organizuje > > kros-kontri. > > -72°C Advokati zavlace ruke u sopstvene dzepove. > > -120°C Alkohol se smrzava. Rusi zato p otpuno u > > kurcu. > > -268,15°C Apsolutna nula. Prekida se kretanje > > elementarnih èestica. Rus lize > > smrznutu vodku. > > > > > > > > -- > > > > // Dachaz, Need a > > website? > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] www.dachaz.net > > > > > > [On being the First Lady of "Petoria"] > > Lois Griffin: I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, > > only you know, without the > > penis. > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > > --------------------~--> > > Know an art & music fan? Make a donation in their > > honor this holiday season! > > > http://us.click.yahoo.com/VwqHaC/.VHMAA/n1hLAA/rzJolB/TM > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> > > > > > > Stay Metal, > > YU Metal. > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam > protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com >
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