If you do the logic + maths and everyone decides to stump out..
The $1000 opp will remain lucrative for certain individuals on different
continents including USA
The opp remains
Consumer or investor..
----- Original Message -----
From: David Langlois
To: Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2012 12:08 AM
Subject: Re: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Strange I didn't get this email. The Barfies are pretty good at keeping me
up-to-date;. Hmm. Could they have known in advance how lazy (& thus unlikely to
go along with this one shot deal) I am? :P
David
See my profile at http://www.myspace.com/davidblanglois or
http://www.playlist.com/dblspace or http://www.youtube.com/dblspace
-----Original Message-----
From: Cris Haldenby <crishalde...@mac.com>
To: Zappa List List <Zappa-List@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Fri, Nov 30, 2012 10:22 am
Subject: [Zappa-List] Fwd: THE ZAPPA PROJECT/OBJECT of your DREAMS!
Did anyone else get this email from Zappa Records this week?
Cris
Dear People of Earth who are interested in anything & everything concerning
The Roxy Performances,
So you’ve always dreamt of being a music mogul and running your own record
company, huh? But you ask yourself, “How could I get a Real Record Deal?” “I
mean,” you say to yourself, “I think I could do this as well as anyone – I have
important opinions to share.” Well here’s your chance to be part of Zappa
Music Business History and become an AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR of a Real (REAL!)
Live (LIVE!) Zappa Record. One more time for the world: Recorded by Zappa,
Performed by Zappa, featuring some of your favorite Mothers, and Material, AND
all under the Roof you’ve been waiting for: The Roxy! No ELSEWHERES about it.
What??? It’s True. We here at Zappa Records are looking for a few good men
and women – approximately 1,000 highly motivated, sensitive and discerning
individuals – to sign up as Official Independent Distributors of a
never-heretofore-released, thoroughly Authentic Zappa Master Recording. And
this is not just any thoroughly authentic Zappa Master Recording either. No,
this is the one many of you have been beyond craving. Please sit down to read
this part: This is the Roxy – the Soundtrack – yes, it is the introductory
Soundtrack, the Prequel if you will – the Project/Object of your Dreams. 76
unadulterated minutes of fabulous frenzy await you. And the opportunity of a
life–time: Roxy By Proxy! Should it be determined that you become an Officially
Licensed Authorized Zappa RBP Distributor, you can make as many copies of the
record as you can possibly distribute – AND exce pt for reporting to us your
sales & customers (just like any other record distributor) and paying us the
publishing, YOU keep the money. AND you get to collect royalties from what is
sold at Barfko-Swill AND you will also be entitled to a special wholesale price
available to the OLAZRBPDs (Officially Licensed Authorized Zappa ROXY BY PROXY
Distributor) exclusively.
Apart from being Official Release #96 this is a Music Biz First. How is that
you might well ask: We figured you might like to participate in the wonderment
so we have devised a way to let you in behind the scenes of every Artist’s
necessity - a music distribution deal – but in this case we’ve cut to the
chase. We need to get the record to you so why shouldn’t you be part of the
process? You can help us help you by helping you help us.
So here’s the deal: getsome.zappa.com for all the information and the ACTUAL
LICENSE.
Thanks in advance for your Consideration.
xxx,
gz
"Music is the Best!" ~FZ
