LMFAO!!!!! That rawks! -----Original Message----- From: Greg Earle [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 5:42 PM To: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: (313) Down-on-his-luck Techno artist forced to shill for Afro-American product
"HOLLYWOOD, CA (AP/313) - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PHOTO CAPTION Former world-famous Techno DJ & Producer Kenny Larkin is shown here in this photograph, dated September 14th 2004, shilling for Afro-American product ``Black Again''. ``After I moved to Los Angeles, I started losing my Blackness," Mr. Larkin stated. ``I started dancing off-beat, like White people. I needed to get my groove back. I started using ``Black Again'' and was so impressed with the product that I am now a spokesman''. Mr. Larkin would not comment when asked if his Techno fortunes were at such a low ebb that he was forced to shill for the product to support himself." http://mine-mine.mine.nu/DarkComedian.jpg
