I certainly hope he uses more than just these sounds, it would suck to make a 
track limited to ~8k of midrange freq

-Joe

---- Robert Taylor <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 
> He recorded us crunching apples at his last show - nice apples too!
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Anya K Stang [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: 16 November 2005 20:09
> To: 313
> Subject: Re: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
> 
> 
> Didn't he do something similar for Bodily Functions?
> I seem to remember that Jeff was credited for slapping his thigh I  
> believe...
> 
> On 16 Nov 2005, at 10:00, Robert Taylor wrote:
> 
> > Excellent - I'm going to have some fun with this
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Tosh Cooey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: 16 November 2005 01:07
> > To: 313@hyperreal.org; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: (313) Help Matthew Herbert
> >
> >
> > Here's a press release I just got about the new Herbert album:
> >
> >
> > Dear All,
> >
> > You are about to be given the opportunity for assisting Matthew  
> > Herbert with his
> > latest album – due for release next year. You are also about to  
> > being the
> > opportunity to feature on it!
> >
> > Below, enclosed are the instructions. Follow carefully and then  
> > call the number
> > to leave Matthew his message.
> >
> >
> > DEADLINE: 29.11.05
> >
> >
> > All the Best and Good Luck
> >
> >
> > !K7 Records
> >
> >
> > Matthew Herbert and his Answering Machine:
> >
> >
> > Matthew Herbert; renowned Jazz Musician, electro-acoustic legend,  
> > big band
> > conductor, 90’s house warrior, soundtrack scorer extraordinaire,  
> > author of the
> > highly influential ‘Personal Contract for the Composition of  
> > Music’, speaker for
> > the anti-globalisation movement and the man responsible for the  
> > highly popular
> > ‘Bodily Functions’ and ‘Plat du Jour’ albums is at it again…..
> >
> > Matthew has a new album in the pipeline. Similar to his previous  
> > offerings
> > Matthew does not intend to steer away from his dominating, God-like  
> > use of the
> > sampler, and the rule to which his music is created; ‘the use of  
> > sounds that
> > already exist is not allowed’. A rule, which has lead to his music  
> > being created
> > through the sounds of food preparation and household appliances,  
> > for example,
> > instead of the monotonous, processed, synthetic beats of standard  
> > drum machines.
> > Thus manifesting itself into an entirely original amalgamation of  
> > music and
> > sounds. His latest release, the critically acclaimed, ‘Plat du  
> > Jour’ was created
> > over a period of 18 months, and consisted of 30,000 chickens, 3,255  
> > people
> > biting on an apple, and a cheiftan mk 10 battle tank – to list just  
> > a few of the
> > ingredients making up this epic release.
> >
> > So what has Matthew in store for us now….? To be honest I don’t  
> > think anyone
> > will know until his new record is released, but for one of the up  
> > and coming
> > tracks on this yet, untitled album, he requires your assistance.  
> > Yes. You!
> >
> > At the !K7 office we have installed a separate phone line, the  
> > ‘Herbert
> > Hotline’, if you will. Unfortunately there’s no-one at the other  
> > end to pick it
> > up, just an answering machine. Your task, should you choose to  
> > accept it, is to
> > call this number and leave a message consisting of a single sound.  
> > It could be
> > organic, vocal, mechanical, natural – even bodily. Remember you’re  
> > dealing with
> > a man who has created music from the recording of coffee cups and  
> > sewer systems,
> > so the more original the better. These sounds will be collected on  
> > the answering
> > machine and past on to the grand, musical conductor himself, who  
> > will fuse the
> > sounds together to create a grand musical cacophony that only he  
> > knows will
> > sound like.
> >
> > To add extra intrigue to this task you must under no circumstances  
> > state, or
> > give any indication as to what the sound is. Should you believe  
> > that your
> > contribution is worthy enough of credit and acknowledgement then  
> > you should
> > email us ([EMAIL PROTECTED]), and your musical contribution will be duly  
> > noted.
> >
> > So go on, give the ‘Herbert Hotline’ a ring…..
> >
> > +49 (0) 32 22 1918 394
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