This just in:
Richie Hawtin aka Plastikman has been kidnapped and replaced by Witchie
Hawtin (much like Mario from the Nintendo game, who was kidnapped
replaced with Wario), who has a diff. hairdo and extremely monotonous
playing style (as opposed to the much livelier sets of the past). The
replacement, Witchie, now credits himself with being an equivalent of a
globe explorer in centuries past, and along with Ricardo Villabo-bos,
and Sven Vath, on the cutting edge of techno and very, very
underground. Wario was last reported to have been hanging out with
trance dj's, exchanging notes on strategies how to get thousands of
suburban white (in appearance AND spirit) kids into stadiums and listen
to funkless music and think they like it. The real Richie is rumored
to have secretly requested help from the Underground Resistance covert
retrieval unit.
:o)
Wojtek
