alex got you a job at acme?? nice!! i'll take 2 of each for extra cred -----Original Message----- From: "Stoddard, Kamal" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Dec 5, 2005 4:25 PM To: 313@hyperreal.org Subject: (313) laptop stealth
So, I'm working on a line of midi controllers just for those out there who secretly love the convenience of performing from laptop, but don't want to lose their "cred" with the hardcore gear purist mindset. So far we're looking at a full size MPC lookalike with all pads mappable and a few extra buttons (like the ever popular play-the-song-and-turn-pads-off button) hidden under a flip-up panel so even if a punter gets round behind you, just flip the panel down and pump one fist while tapping away at the pads on top! We're working on a line of "mock" keyboards and a few more "drum" machines to round out your "vintage gear whore image". So just tuck that laptop under the table and keep your cred while you actually use your laptop for music or just fake it with a cd set. As long as you're using our stealth midi setup, the world will never know. Preorders accepted. No refunds. Not responsible for unintentional discovery of your laptop and your subsequent induction into the "ubercoolische cult of concept". No...really...don't blame us... KKS MWNB We're also open to investors with lots of cash (lots of it, good bourbon's expensive and our r&d dept demands the finest).
