Friends, Please learn to cooperate. Moderator is also a busy professional and it's not right thing to bother him all the time. He just sent a note this morning.
Vivek, Please refrain posting fun here. If you feel your post is true, always mention authentic source. Srini Sent from my iPhone On Dec 12, 2011, at 4:52 PM, Vikas Waghmare <vikaswaghma...@gmail.com> wrote: > Description: cid:1.158984011@web94607.mail.in2.yahoo.com > > Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." > > Customer: "Helloo, can I order..." > > Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number > first, Sir?" > Customer: "It's..... he...... > hold..on......889861356102049998-45-54610" > > Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling > from B-17, Jaya Babu Street..... > Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your > office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. > > Which number are you calling from now Sir?" > > Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? > Operator : "We are connected to the system.... Sir !" > > Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." > Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir !" > > Customer: "How come?" > Operator : "According to your Medical Records, you have > high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level.... Sir !" > > Customer: "What ?... What do you recommend then ?" > Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it " > > Customer: "How do you know.... for sure ?" > Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular > Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir !" > > Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size > ones then, how much will that cost ?" > Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, > Sir . The total is Rs 500.0" > > Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?" > Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your > credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since > October last year. > > That's not including the late payment > charges on your housing loan, Sir..." > > Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood > ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives " > Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the Records, you've > reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today " > > Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have > the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway ?" > Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait > you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car...." > Customer: " What !!!" > Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own > a Nano car......Registration Number GZ-05-AB-1107..." > Customer: " ??? " > > Operator : " Is there anything else.... Sir ? " > Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me > that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" > Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your > records you're also diabetic....... " > > Customer: #$$^%& f***k $% > Operator : "Better watch your language Sir... Remember > on 15th July 2011... you were convicted of using abusive language on a > policeman...?" > > Customer: [Faints].....!!! > > > Search for old postings at: > http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ > > To unsubscribe send a message to > accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in > with the subject unsubscribe. > > To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please > visit the list home page at > http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in > Search for old postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ To unsubscribe send a message to accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in
