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----- Original Message -----
From: "Vikas Waghmare" <vikaswaghma...@gmail.com>
To: <accessindia@accessindia.org.in>
Sent: Monday, December 12, 2011 4:52 PM
Subject: [AI] How the National ID card will work....!!!
Description: cid:1.158984011@web94607.mail.in2.yahoo.com
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have
your..."
Customer: "Helloo, can I order..."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number
first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's..... he......
hold..on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Singh and you're calling
from B-17, Jaya Babu Street.....
Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your
office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx.
Which number are you calling from now
Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system.... Sir !"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir !"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your Medical Records, you have
high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level.... Sir !"
Customer: "What ?... What do you recommend then ?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it "
Customer: "How do you know.... for sure ?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir !"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost ?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05,
Sir . The total is Rs 500.0"
Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your
credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since
October last year.
That's not including the late payment
charges on your housing loan, Sir..."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives "
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the Records, you've
reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today "
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway ?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait
you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car...."
Customer: " What !!!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own
a Nano car......Registration Number GZ-05-AB-1107..."
Customer: " ??? "
Operator : " Is there anything else.... Sir ? "
Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me
that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%& f***k $%
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir... Remember
on 15th July 2011... you were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints].....!!!
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