But why paste it thrice? -----Original Message----- From: AccessIndia [mailto:accessindia-boun...@accessindia.org.in] On Behalf Of amritpal singh Sent: 04 May 2013 10:09 To: swaramri...@gmail.com Cc: saroj sodha; accessindia@accessindia.org.in; ramesh sharma Subject: [AI] two jokes
A Fairy Wish A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! A Fairy Wish A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! A Fairy Wish A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you each a wish." "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to have a wife 30 years younger than me" The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! Register at the dedicated AccessIndia list for discussing accessibility of mobile phones / Tabs on: http://mail.accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessind ia.org.in Search for old postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ To unsubscribe send a message to accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in Register at the dedicated AccessIndia list for discussing accessibility of mobile phones / Tabs on: http://mail.accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in Search for old postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ To unsubscribe send a message to accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in
