I think that you are not aware that such postings are a strict violation of the list guidelines! Please strictly adhere to the guidelines.
On 5/4/13, Syed Imran <syed.f...@gmail.com> wrote: > But why paste it thrice? > > -----Original Message----- > From: AccessIndia [mailto:accessindia-boun...@accessindia.org.in] On Behalf > Of amritpal singh > Sent: 04 May 2013 10:09 > To: swaramri...@gmail.com > Cc: saroj sodha; accessindia@accessindia.org.in; ramesh sharma > Subject: [AI] two jokes > > A Fairy Wish > A Fairy told a married couple: > "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you > each a wish." > > "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" > said the wife. > The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in > her > hands. > > Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: > > "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only > occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to > have a wife 30 years younger than me" > > The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. > > The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... > > Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. > > Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! > A Fairy Wish > A Fairy told a married couple: > "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you > each a wish." > > "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" > said the wife. > The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in > her > hands. > > Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: > > "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only > occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to > have a wife 30 years younger than me" > > The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. > > The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... > > Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. > > Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! > A Fairy Wish > A Fairy told a married couple: > "For being such an exemplary Married couple for 25 years, I will give you > each a wish." > > "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" > said the wife. > The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in > her > hands. > > Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: > > "Well......this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only > occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is......to > have a wife 30 years younger than me" > > The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish. > > The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!... > > Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. > > Men might be bastards But Fairies are Female! > Register at the dedicated AccessIndia list for discussing accessibility of > mobile phones / Tabs on: > http://mail.accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessind > ia.org.in > > > Search for old postings at: > http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ > > To unsubscribe send a message to > accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in > with the subject unsubscribe. > > To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, > please > visit the list home page at > http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in > > > > Register at the dedicated AccessIndia list for discussing accessibility of > mobile phones / Tabs on: > http://mail.accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in > > > Search for old postings at: > http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ > > To unsubscribe send a message to > accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in > with the subject unsubscribe. > > To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please > visit the list home page at > http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in > > -- Avichal bhatnagar Register at the dedicated AccessIndia list for discussing accessibility of mobile phones / Tabs on: http://mail.accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in Search for old postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/ To unsubscribe send a message to accessindia-requ...@accessindia.org.in with the subject unsubscribe. To change your subscription to digest mode or make any other changes, please visit the list home page at http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/accessindia_accessindia.org.in